Category Jokes - Insults
Why don't niggers like dirt bikes?
Because when it starts, it says: "Run nigga nigga run."
You're so covered in dirt that if you wanted to eat a tootsie roll, you'd have to wear white gloves to keep from biting your finger!
You used to have two brains.
One you lost a long time ago,
and the other one went looking for it!
Your floor is so dirty, I stepped inside and said "Nice carpet." You said, "Man, those are cockroaches!"
I heard some guys talking about you yesterday. One said that you weren't fit to sleep with pigs, but I stuck up for you; I said you were!
Money may not grow on trees, but it would seem as if morons like you certainly do.
If this offends anyone, PM me.
You know you're a Mexican when...
1. Someone related to you has their name tattooed anywhere on their body.
2. Your family goes to the flea market in their Sunday's best.
3. Your birthday doesn't have cake, candy, and Coca-Cola but has fajitas, chicken, and tequila.
4. When you've seen your uncle wearing your "new" clothes.
5. Your favorite music is not rap, rock, pop, or oldies, but instead, Tejano.
Look at those ears! You have so much wax, that if I stuck a wick in there you would sing "Happy Birthday!"
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