your daddies so old, i slapped his butt and his balls fell off

SAY IT REALLY FAST SAY*PINK CHEESE GREEN GHOST* FAST IF UR A TRUE LATINO YOULL GET WAT THIS MEANS

why are black people so good at basket ball? because they can Run, shoot and steal.

Boys are like diapers.... Always on my ass and full of shit.

Q: What do you say when you see a group full of black people? A: Where is the cream filling?

Why do alot of people go to black peoples yard sales? A:To get there stuff back.

WARNING: Racial insult to a black person. Why could a black person never get oral sex? Because the black person would taste like horribly burned food.

Frankienstien was out on a rainy day and he saw a very ugly guy. "Lookin' good!" he said to him. Later he saw a super model he said, "So, how'd you get to be a mutant?"

I once asked a foreign person if i could bang on his drum, he told me, "You can't bang on my drum, but you can bang on my bum!" -If this ever happens to you, run!

There was a Polish man and an American on the street corner. The American man wanted to see if the Polish really were stupid. The Polish man replied, "No, you stupid American, we are not." The American then puts his hand in front of a metal pole, and tells the Polish man, he's sorry to hit him for it. When he goes to hit him, the American moves his hand, leaving the Polish man crying. The Polish man then puts his hand in front of his face and says, "What now?" The Polish man went to the hospital. The entire time he was there, he insisted he screw the room lightbulb in himself.

TEACHER : There is a frog, ship is sinking, potatoes cost $10/kg, then what is my age? STUDENT : 32 yrs! TEACHER : How do you know? STUDENT : Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

As an insult you could say "You know, most of you weight comes from all that make-up your wearing!"