You so ugly, you make President Bush look hot!

1) You're so poor that when somebody rings the doorbell you have to stick your head out the window and yell, "Ding-Dong!" 2) You're so poor that when I asked if I could use the bathroom at your house your mom gave me two sticks, one to hold the ceiling up and one to fight the cockroaches. 3) You're so poor that your house is 5 square yards, one floor and no walls. 4) You're so poor that your house is very dark because you can't afford a light bulb. 5) You're so poor that you live in an out-house.

My T.V. has more channels then your IQ, and I DON'T EVEN HAVE CABLE!

Some old school insults for yall... You depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. So dumb you couldnt hold water in a bucket. Happiness: seeing your picture on a milk carton. Your mouth rarely makes calls to the brain. Missing a layer of insulation in your attic. You're so fat, when you turn around people throw you a welcome back party. You're so fat, you have to put a belt on with a boomerang. You're so slow, you have to speed up to stop. You're so fat, when you go to the zoo elephants throw peanuts at you. The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mr. Brain has long since departed. The cheese slid off his cracker. Alright, I'm gonna save the rest.

When I shake your head, all I hear is echo echo echo...

Your face is sad. Not that you're crying, it's that I feel sorry for you.

You're so ugly that your momma cried when she saw you after birth.

You're so ugly that when it's Christmas, instead of giving you toys, Santa gives you plastic bags to cover your face.

When a cop stops you he gives you a ticket,when a cop stops me he gives me his number.

Your so ugly you make Bin Landen look like a god.

Your teeth are so yellow the sun should be shy to show it self!

Message from www.dating.com: Your dating ad has been on the net for 8 weeks without any answer! Do you rather want us to try one week without a picture?