Jokes
Category Jokes - Insults
Roses are Red
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought I was stupid, Then I met you!
You're So Stupid You...
You're so stupid that you sold your car for gas money!
Killing a Bird
You're so stupid, you tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff.
Solar Powered
Your so stupid you invented glow in the dark sun glasses!
Waterproof
You're so dumb you invented water proof tea bags!
TAXI
You're so fat, when you went outside wearing a yellow dress everybody called "TAXI"
UgLy
You're so ugly, you can't even turn on a lightbulb!
Behind Back
You're so fat that everybody has to talk behind your back!
You're so stupid........FAX
You're so stupid that when you send a FAX you put a stamp on it
You're So Poor
You're so poor I went in your front door and came out the back.
Be Comfortable
Why don't you slip into something comfortable. Like a coma.
Twinkies
I haven't seen anyone run that fast since Twinkies went on sale.
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