I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.

Hey! Is that your head or did your neck blow a bubble?!

When I was a little boy, I was considered clever for my age. When you were a little boy, you must have eaten paint chips.

Prostitute shouting accross the street - "Hey, black boy! You want a blow job?" He shouts back "Fuck off! I don't want ANY job!"

100,000 Sperm And You Were The Fastest?

You're so ugly that when you entered an ugly contest, out of 10,000 people, you won first place!

You're like a Wendy's. The drive through is open till 1am or later.

What did the little black boy get for his birthday? Your bike.

What is the most racist animal in the world? A parrot bacause Polly wants a cracker not a nigger.

You're so ugly, you scare blind children.

You're so ugly when you were born your parents named you "Shit Happens"

You're so ugly instead of taking you to the doctor your mom took you to the vet.