Sometimes, I worry about you... But then i remember that my mom told me never to anthropomorphize.

I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.

Hey! Is that your head or did your neck blow a bubble?!

When I was a little boy, I was considered clever for my age. When you were a little boy, you must have eaten paint chips.

Prostitute shouting accross the street - "Hey, black boy! You want a blow job?" He shouts back "Fuck off! I don't want ANY job!"

100,000 Sperm And You Were The Fastest?

You're so ugly that when you entered an ugly contest, out of 10,000 people, you won first place!

You're like a Wendy's. The drive through is open till 1am or later.

What did the little black boy get for his birthday? Your bike.

What is the most racist animal in the world? A parrot bacause Polly wants a cracker not a nigger.

You're so ugly, you scare blind children.

You're so ugly when you were born your parents named you "Shit Happens"