You Might be a Redneck If:

- Your local ambulance has a trailer hitch. - You watch cartoons long after your kids get bored. - You think the French Riviera is a foreign car. - You think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard. - You're still scalping tickets after the concert is over. - You don't think Jeff's Foxworthy's jokes are funny. - Every time you see a roadsign that says "DIP" you reach in your back pocket. - You've ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a Ping-Pong table.