You Know You've Been In College Too Long When...

You Know You've Been In College Too Long When... * You consider McDonald's "real food." * You actually like doing laundry at home. * 4:00 AM is still early on the weekends. * It starts getting late on the weeknights. * Two miles is not too far to walk for a party. * You wear dirty socks three times in a row and think nothing of it. * You'd rather clean than study. * Half the time you don't wake up in your own bed and it seems normal. * Computer Solitaire is more than a game it's a way of life. * You schedule your classes around sleep habits and soaps. * You know the pizza boy by name. * You go to sleep when it's light and get up when it's dark. * You live for getting mail. (E-mail included) * Looking out the window is a form of entertainment. * Prank phone calls become funny again. * Wal-Mart is the coolest store. * World War III could take place and you'd be clueless. * You start thinking and sounding like your roommate. * Blacklights and highlighters are the coolest things on earth. * Rearranging your room is your favorite pastime. * You find out milk crates have so many uses. * The weekend lasts from Thursday to Sunday. (or Wednesday morning to Tuesday night)