Women Will Never Say

Things You'll Never Hear A Woman Say -What do you mean today's our anniversary? -I'll swallow it all . . . I love the taste. -Can our relationship get a little more physical? I'm tired of being "just friends". -The new girl in my office is a stripper...I invited her over for dinner on Friday. -Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way. -I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow. -I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy! -That was a great fart! Do another one! -God..if I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust! -I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house. -Can we not talk to each other tonight? -I'd rather just watch TV. -It's way tooo biggg, that'll never fit in my tight..... -Ohh, this diamond ring is way too big!! -I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex-girlfriend has class. -And for our honeymoon we're going fishing in Alaska! -Honey, does this outfit make my ass look too small? -Dammit, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to get there. -Is that phone for me? Tell those fuckers I'm not here. -That was fun! When will all of your friends be over to watch football again? -Honey, come here! Watch me do a Body Shot off of my hot friend Stephanie -I'm tired of cuddling. ! -You're so sexy when you're hungover. -I love it when you play golf on Sunday's, I just wish you had time to play on Saturday too. -No, No, I'll take the car to have the oil changed. -Your mother is way better than mine. -I don't care if it is on sale, 300 dollars is too much for a designer dress. -Hey you, pull my finger! -Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend? -I think hairy butts are really sexy. -Let's subscribe to PLAYBOY! -I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping. -Christ, not the fucking mall again, come on let's go to that new strip joint! -I'm wrong. You must be right again.