What Your Kid Does...

FLATTERY - What your kid does when they want something. EAT VEGETABLES - What your kid does when they want dessert. Usually. BEG, CRY, or WHINE - What your kid does when they want something you don't want to give them. CALL - What your kid does when they get a good grade. "FORGET" TO CALL - What your kid does when they do NOT get a good grade. BRUSH TEETH - What your kid promises to do so you will let them eat candy. And then they forget. DRINK MILK - What your kid does after they heat it up and add hot chocolate powder. SPILL WATER - What your kid does when they want to drink soda instead. DROP THEIR LUNCH - What your kid does when they don't like what you made for them. PRETEND TO SLEEP - What your kid does when they don't want to talk. READ - What your kid does when you buy them a new comic book. DO HOMEWORK - What your kid does only when you yell at them. USE THE COMPUTER - What your kid does, all the time.