What You Don't Want to Hear on an Aeroplane

"Now, as we don't have enough parachutes for all of us..." "Of course that's not a mountain in front...isn't it?" "That's not meant to happen!" "What dy'a mean were not meant to be going to Iraq?" Things you don't want to see on an aeroplane: Fire engines and ambulances surounding the runway when you come in to land. Armed soldiers and tanks surrounding the runway when you come in to land. The wing fall off.