What They Reeeaally Mean

When kids say: The party is supervised = It's supervised by a grandparent who falls asleep most of the time. I'm doing well in school = Oh crap, I need help. It's okay, I don't need help = Get the heck away from me. When men say: Hi honey, how are you? = I've been cheating on you for the last 2 months, or, I cheated on you last night. When women say: I'm too tired to make dinner = Who do you think I am making dinner for you every night? Can't a woman take a frickin' break?