What's Your Sign?

Sign in a realtor's office: "Lots for little." Sign at entrance of the IRS: "Watch your step." Sign in a bookstore: "We treat you write." Sign on a front door: "Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog." Sign on a parking space at a garden nursery: "Reserved for plant manager." Sign on a door to a psychiatric ward: "Please do not disturb further." Sign for a litter of dachshund pups: "Get a long little doggie!"