What's Your Name?

A teacher came into a class and told the students, "Class we have a new student..........go on tell us your name". The boy replied "I'm-a-bad-boy-from-tennesse-I'll-kick-your-ass-from-tree-to-tree". The teacher said, "What!!!!". The boy repeated "I'm-a-bad-boy-from-tennesse-I'll-kick-your-ass-from-tree-to-tree". The teacher said, "Go to the principal's office". When he got there, the principal said, "Whats your name son?" "I'm-a-bad-boy-from-tennesse-I'll-kick-ur-ass-from-tree-to-tree," the boy answered. The principal said "What!!!!". The boy repeated "I'm-a-bad-boy-from-tennesse-I'll-kick-your-ass-from-tree-to-tree". "Go home and stay there for 5 days," the principal said. While he was going home, a policeman stopped him and said, "Shouldn't you be at school?". "They told me to go home" the boy replied. "Just tell me your name," the police man said. "I'm-a-bad-boy-from-tennesse-I'll-kick-your-ass-from-tree-to-tree" the boy said. The police man pulled a gun and shot the boy. The boy went to hell and met the devil. The devil said, "Whats your name son?" "I'm-a-bad-boy-from-tennesse-I'll-kick-your-ass-from-tree-to-tree," the boy answered. The devil said "Oh, well i'm-the-devil-from-down-below-i'll-burn-your-ass-from-head-to-toe."