What Children Say IV

Kid's Instructions on Life... "Wear a hat when feeding seagulls." - Rocky, age 9 "Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning." - Stephanie, age 8 "Don't flush the john when your dad's in the shower." - Lamar, age 10 "Never ask for anything that costs more than $5 when your parents are doing taxes." - Carrol, age 9 "Don't ever be too full for dessert." - Kelly, age 10 "Never spit when on a roller coaster." - Scott, age 11 "Never do pranks at a police station." - Sam, age 10 "Beware of cafeteria food when it looks like it's moving." - Rob, age 10 "Never tell your little brother that you're not going to do what your mom told you to do." - Hank, age 12 "Remember you're never too old to hold your father's hand." - Molly, age 11 "Listen to your brain. It has lots of information." - Chelsey, age 7 "Never dare your little brother to paint the family car." - Phillip, age 13 "Forget the cake, go for the icing." - Cynthia, age 8 "Remember the two places you are always welcome - church and Grandma's house." - Joanne, age 11 "When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents." - Matthew, age 12