Try This on Your Friends.

After everything I say I want you to say "I am a Man." You go to a bar. I am a man You see a girl and go meet her I am a man You take her home I am a man You get in bed with her I am a man She whispers in you ear I am a man (This is very funny when saying it out loud with a friend. Instruct them to say "I am a man." after each line you say.)