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Things You Don't Want to Hear III

Things You Don't Want to Hear When Regaining Consciousness. "OK, make a wish and pull." "Back in a minute. Gotta put money in the meter." "What he doesn't know, won't hurt us." "Tilt that TV a bit. I can't see the game." "That PROVES aliens have taken over our bodies." "Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop." "I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses." "Oh no! I just lost my Rolex." "I learned that when I studied to be a vet." "Poor guy... Maybe we should give him a sex change." "He looks like my ex-wife's attorney... The one who got her the house, the car, the money... he even got her!..." "C L E A R!"
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