THE PURCHASE By a Farmer

A farmer had been taken several times by a local car dealer. One day, the car dealer informed the farmer that he was coming over to purchase a cow. The farmer priced the unit as follows: Basic Cow $ 999.95 Shipping and Handling 35.75 Extra Stomach 79.25 Two-tone Exterior 142.10 Produce Storage Compartment 128.50 Heavy Duty Straw Chopper 189.60 4-Spigot/High Output Drain System 149.20 Automatic Fly Swatter 88.50 Genuine Cowhide Upholstery 170.80 Deluxe Dual Horns 59.25 Automatic Fertilizer Attachment 339.40 4 X 4 Traction Drive Assembly 884.16 Pre-Delivery Wash and Comb 69.80 Farmer Suggested List Price $ 3336.26 Additional Dealer Adjustment 300.00 Total list price (including options) $ 3636.26 Tax and Ear Tags 418.00 TOTAL PURCHASE PRICE $ 4054.26