The Microsoft Cheesecake

A guy walks into the Microsoft Shop. Guy: I'd like a cheesecake, please. Receptionist: Sure. The receptionist hands him a block of cheese. Guy: Umm... This is just the cheese. Where's the cake? Rec: You have to purchase that seperately. Guy: What the ----? What kind of product are you trying to sell me? Oh well. Rec: Good. I knew you'd understand. The Rec hands him the cake. Guy: So... What do I do with the cheese and the cake? Rec: You blend it. Guy: With what? The Rec hands him a blender. The guy puts the cheese and the cake into the blender and blends it. Guy: Now I have a bunch of liquid. What do I do with it? Rec: Oh ---- you retard, you're supposed to exchange the cake for the batter first. Guy: For the sake of Pete, what the ----? Fine. Let's start over. So I get the cheese and I get the cake. Then I exchange the cake for the batter, right? Rec: Yep. The guy blends it. Guy: Right... I'm still stuck with a load of liquid. Rec: You're supposed to cook it. Guy: With what? Rec: With this full-sized oven. Guy: What the ----? Rec: Yep. The guy cooks the cheesecake. Guy: Hey Rec! My cake is hot! Aren't cheesecakes supposed to be frozen? Rec: Yeah, you need to put it in that freezer behind you for 24 hours. Since you're not an employee, it costs $1 a minute to use it. Guy: You mean I'm supposed to pay $1440 to freeze my cake? Rec: Wow! You're good at math! And, yes. The guy puts his cheesecake in the freezer, pays his over-inflated bill, and leaves. The next day, he comes back and finds the cake gone. Guy: What happened to my cheesecake? Rec: Well, you see, at lunch about an hour ago, there was this guy who was still hungry and saw the cheesecake and ate it. On a completely unrelated note, the guy's brother bought a computer from Microsoft. GB: How do I type my work? Rec: Install Office. GB: Sure. GB: Umm... how do I install it? Rec: You use a CD. GB: Oh. Whoops, I jammed my cubicle into my case instead. Let's start over. So, I buy the computer and I install Office using a CD. Umm... I don't get how to do it. Rec: You put the CD in the drive and let it Autorun. GB: What the ---- is a drive? Rec: Why don't you leave your computer here and let us do it for you? GB: Sure. The guy's brother leaves the computer and goes home. The next day, he comes back. GB: Yeah, I left my computer here yesterday? Rec: No, there's no record of that. There was an extra computer here yesterday, so the shipping people shipped it off to CraCom. GB: CraCom? As in CrappyCompany? It went bankrupt 2 hours ago! Rec: Oh, I'm sorry. Would you care to buy a notebook? GB: I already have one in my pocket, thanks.