The Guy Who Doesn't Know English Well

Here is a guy that doesn't know English well that is going to a restaurant in Virginia: Waiter: Welcome sir, have a seat. The waiter sent him to a solo table. The guy: Happy birthday, sir! Waiter: It's not my birthday today. The guy: Oh I mean thank you sir. I don't really know how to speak English well. The waiter gave the guy the menu, but he didn't understand the things written. Then he heard a customer that is ordering food, and the guy thought of copying everything the customer is saying to the waiter. The waiter comes: Waiter: What would you want, sir? Customer: I would want the manager's special fried chicken, some whole wheat bread, and this fish salad. The guy: I do want a manager's special flied chicken, some hole wheat breath, and these flesh salad. Waiter: Ummm sir did you mean the manager's choice special fried chicken, some whole wheat bread, and the fish salad? The guy: Yes sir. Sorry for the poor diction. Customer: Also waiter please get that magazine over there. The guy: Also weightlifter please get that megazine over there. Waiter: Yes sir it's waiter, not weightlifter, and magazine. The guy: Sorry for that again. The customer observed that the guy was copying all that he has ordered. Customer: Hey you, why are you copying all that I am ordering? The guy: Do you think that you are the only one that eats a magazine?