The Good, the Bad and the Ugly.

The good, the bad and the ugly. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids; Bad: You can't find your birth control pills; Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room; Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there; Ugly: You're in them. Good: Your husband understands fashion; Bad: He's a cross-dresser; Ugly: He looks better than you. Good: Your son's finally maturing; Bad: He's involved with the woman next door; Ugly: So are you. Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter; Bad: She keeps interrupting; Ugly: With corrections. Good: Your wife's not talking to you; Bad: She wants a divorce; Ugly: She's a lawyer. Good: The postman's early; Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47; Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas. Good: Your daughter got a new job; Bad: As a hooker; Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients; Way ugly: She makes more money than you do. Good: Your son is dating someone new; Bad: It's another man; Ugly: He's you're best friend. Good: Your wife is pregnant; Bad: It's triplets; Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.