The Day Off

A doctor in Newfoundland wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant. "Art, I am going hunting tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients." "Yes, sir!" answers Art. The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: "So, Artie, how was your day?" Art told him that he had just of three patients. "The first one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX." "Well done, mate; and the second one?" asks the doctor. "The second one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL, sir," says Art. "Spot on! You're good at this; and what about the third one?" asks the doctor. "Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters. Quick as a flash, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table, spreads her legs and shouts: 'HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!'" "Cheese and rice, Artie, what did you do?" asks the doctor. "I put drops in her eyes."