The Best Blonde Jokes

Q: Why do blondes insist on guys wearing condoms? A: So they'll have a doggie bag for later. Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? A: "Are you sure it's mine?" Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a walrus? A: One has whiskers and fishy flaps, the other is a walrus Q: What does a blonde say after she graduates from college? A: "Hi, welcome to McDonalds." Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? A: Last year's hide and seek champ. Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head? A: A space invader. Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted! Q: How do blonde brain cells die? A: Alone. Q: Why did the blonde resolve to have only three children? A: Because she read that one child out of every four born was Chinese. Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? A: Pregnant. Q: What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette? A: Artificial intelligence. Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them. Q How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer? A: There's Tippex on the screen. Q: How can you tell if another blonde's been using the same computer? A: There's writing on the Tippex. Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes sparkle? A: Shine a flashlight in her ear. Q. Did you hear about the blond man who had 8 vasectomies? A. He had to -- his wife kept getting pregnant! Q: What do you call a blonde with pig tails? A: A blow job with handle bars.