That 70s Show

This is the conversation from "That 70s Show" when Fez first "does it." Note: If you have never seen the show, these are, you guessed it, teenagers. Fez: Knock-knock. Kelso: Who's there? Fez: I did it! *Everyone claps* Kelso: Wait, wait, I wanna hear this. I did it who? Eric: Wait a minute...this isn't like the time you bought a hamster, named it Virginity, and lost it? Fez: No, this is the real thing. Kelso: You know, I had a hamster once. I tied him up to a helium balloon with a note, made it all the way to Minnesota. Eric: Alive? Kelso: No, I'm going to send a dead hamster up in a balloon. Eric: So, come on, tell us all about it. Fez: Well, it was incredible. Nina and I started off kissing in the living room, then we moved to the bedroom where we undressed, and, uh, well then...then we did it. Kelso: Details, Fez, we need details! Fez: Well, our faces didn't line up right, so I kept bumping my chin on her nose. And then there were some sounds. Hyde: What kind of sounds? Fez: Well, I will say this, it was not applause. There was no romantic music like in the movies, so I had to hum. And then Nina told me to stop humming. And then, uh, then I started again without realizing it. And then she got mad. And then I think she got sad. Jackie: Oh, well don't feel bad, Fez, she probably just felt bad she was doing it with a foreigner. Fez: And then afterwards, I went into the bathroom and, uh, and cried a little...and then I snuck out the back door. Donna: Poor Fez. You know, at least it couldn't have been any worse. Fez: I left my underwear in her bathroom. I have seen this scene dozens of times and it always makes me crack up.