Tell What are You?

You're a.. January- talented February- lowlife March- immature April- wild May- exciting June- weird July- selfish August- hot September- scary October- messed up November- cool December-sexy Now pick the color shirt you have on Pink- cupcake sales person Blue- hooker Red- bartender Green- Celebrity Purple- Mc Donalds worker White- slut Yellow- taxi driver Black- chef Orange- homeless Gray- stripper No shirt- millionare Other- toe nail clipper LAST...the day you were born 1- that loves food 2- that hates kids 3- that needs attention 4- that is a murderer 5- who sucks at reading 6- who strips to pay for bills 7- who kills kids 8- who goes to dunkin donuts everyday 9- that loves laguna beach 10- that is OCD with something 11- that is cheating on someone for $$ 12- who never brushes their hair 13- who licks peoples toes 14- who is a gold digger $$ 15- that wants to be in love 16- who is secretly bi 17- that is a whore 18- who is anorexic 19- that wants a vibrator 20- that owns two chinese fighting fish 21- that wants to have chinese food 22- that is obsessed with myspace 23- who loves cats 24- who wants sex 25- who is a bookworm 26- who will never have sex 27- who is a drug addict 28- who will live to be 121 29- who takes naked pictures of themselves 30- who will stay in the same place forever 31- who needs to brush their teeth