Teachers' Remarks that Changed the History of Physics

-Archimedes, you are late again. Don't tell me that you were locked again in the bathroom. -Copernicus, when will you understand that you are not the center of the world? -Galileo, if you will drop stones from the top of the tower one more time, you will be dismissed forever. -Kepler, till when will you stare at the sky? -Newton, will you please stop idling away under the apple tree? -Volta, I can see you have a lot of potential. -Ohm, must you resist Ampère's opinions on current events? -Nikola Tesla, I see that everyone is attracted to your magnetic personality. -Einstein, a crocodile is greener or is it wider? -Schrödinger, stop abusing cats! -Heisenberg, when will you be sure of yourself?