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"Every day I live with fear, but occasionally I leave her and go drag racing." "I like to snatch kisses and vice versa." Seen on an attractive and busty brunette: "Size DOES matter!" Seen on a different attractive and busty brunette: "We could mate ...(picture of black widow spider) ... but then I'd have to kill you." Seen on a very overweight guy in a parking lot: "I beat anorexia." "Goal Of A Bitch: To dominate, control and destroy a man's finances, mental health, self-esteem and any hope for happiness." Seen being worn by one.
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