Stressed or Just Stupid?

The pressure of a workday can bring out the weirdness in people. Possibilities for stupidity are endless. Here are some real conversations: Boss: "You make too many mistakes! You're not very consistent." Cube Dweller: "Well, you can't be consistent all the time." Cashier: "And what form of payment will you be using today?" Customer: "Money." Office Manager: "Where were you yesterday?" Peon: "I was at my cousin's funeral." Office Manager: "Why? Did she die?"