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Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. I got a new shadow. I had to get rid of the other one . . . It wasn't doing what I was doing. I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said, "pet supplies." So I did. One time I went to a drive-in in a taxi cab. The movie cost me $95. I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included, so I had to buy them again. I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography. I was once arrested for walking in someone else's sleep. My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.
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