Some More One Liners VII

Dyslexia: it can warn without striking! Give and you might receive. Take and be sure of it. I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure. I'm in a phone booth at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk. Jealousy is all the fun you think they have. Originality is the art of concealing your source. Synonym: word used when you can't spell the one you wanted. The Apathy Anonymous meeting was canceled due to lack of interest. You can tell a real programmer by the keyboard-shaped dents in his forehead. You have mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.