Some More One Liners VI

Veni, Vedi, Visa: I came, I saw, I did a little shopping. Gravity...it's not just a good Idea, it's the Law. First things first, but not necessarily in that order. My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips. Measure wealth not by the things you have, but by the things you have for which you would not take money. Look out for #1. Don't step in #2 either. AAAAA - American Association Against Acronym Abuse. Am I ignorant or apathetic? I don't know and don't care! Can you repeat the part after, "Listen very carefully"? Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.