Short Jokes 3

51. Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side? A: An interpreter. 52. Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A: A mental block. 53. Q: How do you change a blonde's mind? A1: Blow in her ear. A2: Buy her another beer. 54. Q: What do you say to a blonde that won't give in? A: "Have another beer." 55. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning? A: Pack their lunch and send them to work. 56. Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning? A1: Introduces herself. A2: Walks home. 57. Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold. 58. Q: How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs? A: She fell out of the tree. 59 Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A: A thought. 60. Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek? A: One. 61. Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN ? A: She didn't know what ONE came first... 62 Q: What do you call a blonde without an asshole? A: Divorced.