Short Jokes 1

1. Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted! 2. Q: How do blonde brain cells die? A: Alone. 3. Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? A: Pregnant. 4. Q: What do a moped and a blond have in common? A: They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one. 5. Q: What do you call it when a blonde dyes their hair brunette? A: Artificial intelligence. A2: By doing the splits. 6. Q: Did you hear about the blonde skydiver? A: She missed the Earth! 7. Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders? A: Because they can't even keep two calves together! 8. Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg? A: Nothing. They've never met. 9. Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables! 10. Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain? A: After a dye job. 11. Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane? A1: She'd just dyed her hair. A2: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much. 12. Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up? A: To catch everything that goes over their heads. 13. Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone. 14. Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievement? A: An IN-body experience! 15. A: Did you hear about the blonde who dropped out of nursing school? She was doing great until she found out she would have to perform the Hymen lick Maneuver. 16. Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer? A: She slipped off and fell down the drain. 17. Q: Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean? A: Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna. 18. Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.