Short and Funny

Love thy neighbor all through the day... but first make sure his wife's away! Boyfriend: I'm going to buy us some condoms. Girlfriend: Why? You can't fit all that in one! Boyfriend: You barely fit in a bra! Want to hear two short jokes and a long joke? A 2-year old boy, a 12-year old boy, and a 26-year old boy. Do you know which one I want to have? The 26-year old for nothing but length.