Revenge For Blondes

Why do brunettes like their dark hair color? -It doesn't show the dirt Who makes all the bras for brunettes? -Fisher-Price. Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes? -The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable. Why are most brunettes flat-chested? -It makes it easier for them to read their T-shirts. Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? -It matches their mustache. Why is the color brunette considered evil? -When's the last time ya saw a blonde witch? How can you tell a brunette is lonely? -Check her for a pulse. What is the most frustrated animal in the world? -A brunette rabbit What did the frustrated brunette say to her uninterested lover? -"What part of 'yes' do you not understand?" Why did God create brunettes? -So ugly men wouldn't feel left out. What do brunettes miss most about a great party? -The invitation. Where do brunettes get the hair for a transplant? -From their underarms. What do you call a good-looking man with a brunette? -Gay, married, or a hostage. How did Revlon come up with its brunette hair color? -By studying what oil spills did to seaweed. Why do brunettes have to pay an extra $2,000 for a breast job? -Because the plastic surgeon has to start from scratch. How do you describe a brunette whose phone rings on Saturday night? -Startled.