Restaurant Quotes

"Is there chicken in your vegetarian gumbo?" - Asked of a waitress. "Just the chicken." The response a waitress gave when asked if there were any dairy products in a soup. "Would you like cream and sugar with that?" - Asked by a waitress when a customer specified orange juice instead of coffee as part of a breakfast meal. "Do you want cheese on that?" - Asked when a customer ordered a plain cheeseburger. "You want fries with that?" - Asked when a customer ordered an apple turnover. "Do you want onions on that?" - A waitress, in response to a couple ordering a milk shake and a large cola. "Is there any meat in the veggie rolls?" "Do you get rice with your fried rice?" "I'm sorry, we only have six inch and foot long subs." - A waitress, when asked for a 12 inch sub. "Would you like to care for a cup of coffee?" - A waitress. "Which of these coffees did you want with cream and sugar?" - Asked of a customer who had ordered two coffees, one with cream and sugar and one without. "Do you want that in a bag?" - Asked of a customer who ordered coffee to go. "Is this for here or to go?" - Asked of a Dairy Queen customer at a drive-through window. "What's the difference between the 1/4 pounder and the 1/3 pounder?" "What's the difference?" - Asked of a waitress when asked if the customer would like breadsticks with or without cheese. "Sir, we only have one thousand island dressing." - A waitress, when asked for two thousand island dressings. "How many pieces are in the eight piece chicken deal?" "How much is the $1.99 popcorn chicken?" "Is the honey mustard sauce sweet?" "Is the spicy chicken just spicy or is it hot and spicy?" "Would you like the sale price?" - A fast food worker, asking how a customer would like to pay for his order of two special sandwiches. "That's not an animal. It's a mammal." - Cafeteria worker serving shrimp at a public high school. "Does your ice cream contain dairy products?" - A customer at the drive-through of a fast food restaurant. "Excuse me. These ham and cheese rolls - do they have ham in them?" - A customer at a bakery cafe. "Don't you guys have them 99 cent Whoppers?" - Asked of a Taco Bell cashier. "This is to go." - Commonly said by customers at drive-through windows. "I'd like a large Pepsi pizza." - A customer ordering pizza over the phone. After saying this, the customer was heard saying to someone else with him, "Wait; Chuck, is that right?"