Redneck Party

Recently, my redneck neighbors invited me to a party. Here was our conversation: "Hey dude! Where are you man? We're having a great party over here. Why don't you come on over and join us?" I replied, "Man, I'm not feeling so good. I think I'm gonna stay right here." "Well, hey. What'cha got?" they asked. "I got a case of diarrhea," I responded. "Well heck, bring it along. These fools will drink anything!"