Question and Answer Animal Jokes

I know this isn't too funny, but it's one of those simple ones that put a smile on your face. Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo? A: Holes all over Australia. Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale? A: A submarine with a built-in snorkel. Q: Why did the elephant cross the road? A: Chicken's day off. Q: Why do elephants have trunks? A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments. Q: Why do elephants drink so much? A: To try to forget. Q: How can you tell if an elephant is getting ready to charge? A: He pulls out his Diners' Club card. Q: What do you get when two giraffes collide? A: A giraffic jam.