Ponderings

- "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, and drycleaners depressed? - Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"? - Why is it that if someone tells you that there are one billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure? - If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? - If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called "Holes?" - Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts. - If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? - Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn't live there. - If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?