Pick-up Lines For Computer Geeks

- Nice Set of Floppies! - Hey, how 'bout I take off your cover and insert a bigger CPU. - I'd like to play on your laptop. - Need me to unzip your files? - If you were an ISP, I'd dial you all day long! - I'd like to boot up your PC! - I'll bet my hard drive is the biggest you've ever seen! - I've got a 21 inch... (monitor) - I'd get a T3 to watch your streaming video... - Your homepage or mine?