Performance Evaluations

These individual quotes were reportedly taken from actual employee performance evaluations throughout the U.S. Hopefully, none of us will be seeing similar ones on ours. - Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig. - His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity. - I would not allow this employee to breed. - This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won't be. - Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap. - When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet. - He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle. - This young lady has delusions of adequacy. - He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them. - This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. - This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better. - He's got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together. - A gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.