Newfoundland Computer Lingo

1. Log on: Make the wood stove hotter 2. Log off: Don't add no more wood 3. Monitor: Keep an eye on that wood stove 4. Download: Getting the firewood off the truck 5. Floppy Disk: What you fet from trying to carry to much firewood 6. Ram: The thing that splits the firewood 7. Hard Drive: Getting home in the winter 8. Prompt: "Throw another log on the fire" 9. Window: What to shut when it's cold outside 10. Screen: What to shut in fly season 11. Byte: What flies do 12. Bit: What the flies did 13. Mega Byte: What BIG flies do 14. Chip: Munchies when monitoring 15. Micro Chip: What's left after you eat the chips 16. Modem: What you did to the hay fields 17. Dot Matrix: Old Dan Matrixs' wife 18. Lap top: Where kitty sleeps 19. Software: The dumb plastic knives and forks they give you at the Big R 20. Hardware: Real stainless steel cutlery 21. Mouse: What eats the grain in the barn 22. Main Frame: What holds up the barn 23. Enter: City talk for "Come on in, b'y" 24. Web: The things spiders makes 25. Web Site: The barn or attic 26. Cursor: Someone who swears a lot 27. Search Engine: What you do when the car dies 28. Screen Saver: A repair kit for the torn window screen 29. Home Page: A map you keep in your back pocket just in case you get lost when picking burries 30. Upgrade: Driving up Barters' Hill 31. Server: The Mrs. at Donovan's who brings the jigs' dinner 32. Mail Server: The guy at Big R with grade 8 who brings fish 33. MS-DOS: Some new disease they discovered 34. Sound Card: One of them technological birthday cards that plays music 35. User: Buddy down your street who keeps coming over borrowing stuff 36. Browser: What they call you when your eyebrows grow together 37. Network: When you have to repair your fishin net 38. Internet: Where the fish get caught 39. Netscape: When a fish gets away 40. On-line: When you gets the laundry on the washline 41. Off-line: When the clothespins let go and the laundry falls on the ground