New IRS Tax

The only thing the Internal Revenue Service has not yet taxed is the penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed. 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off, and 10% of the time it's in the hole. It has two dependents, but they're nuts! Effective January 2004, penises will be taxed according to size. The tax brackets are as follows: 10"-12" LUXURY TAX 8"-10" POLE TAX 5"-8" PRIVILEGE TAX 4"-5" NUISANCE TAX Males exceeding 12 inches must file under capital gains. Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a refund. PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!