New Friend

There are two men in a restroom, in stalls directly next to each other. Man #1 says "Hi there." Man #2, trying not to be rude, says, "Um...Hi" After a short silence, Man #1 speaks again saying, "So, how are things?" Man #2 replies, "Good.... I guess." Man #1 says, "Okay, honey, I have to go now, every time I talk to you on my phone this guy answers, bye."