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Nascar For Dummies Book

Chapters In The "Nascar For Dummies" Book: How To Read It's Impossible to Own Too Much Dale Earnhardt Memorabilia Jumpin', Hollerin' & Other Ways to Make Sure Your Favorite Driver Sees You When He Goes By at 230 Miles An Hour Roll Down Yer Winder First, *Then* Spit So You Wanna Be A Crew Chief? Remember - Righty-Tighty, Lefty-Loosy Better Places to Put the Grill Than Next to the Winnebago's Propane Tank Brakes Are For Sissies Advanced Technical Terms - "Yeeeehaww!" "Whoooodoggie!" and "Golldurn!" How To Say "Dick Trickle" Without Snickering Quick Prayers for Those Upside-Down Moments How to Drive in a Circle 500 Times Without Getting Dizzy Them Cars Are Fast - And LOUD!
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