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Twenty Something - The cost of a sitter for Saturday night. Fancy Restaurant - One that serves cold soup on purpose. College - The four-year period when parents are permitted access to their home telephone. Hors D'oeuvres - A sandwich cut into 20 pieces. Kissing - A means of getting two people so close together that they can't see anything wrong with each other. Emergency Numbers - Police station, Fire Department and fast food places that deliver.