Mistakes in Publication

The following were actually published, -Include your children when baking cookies! -Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted -Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says -British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands -Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family. A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms. -Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00. -For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers. -For sale: a quilted high chair that can be made into a table, pottie chair, rocking horse, refrigerator, spring coat, size 8 and fur collar. -Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover. -Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too. -Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory -Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night. -We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand. -No matter what your topcoat is made of, this miracle spray will make it really repellent. -For Sale. Three canaries of undermined sex. -Great Dames for sale. -Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition. -Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it. -20 dozen bottles of excellent Old Tawny Port, sold to pay for charges, the owner having lost sight of, and bottled by us last year. -Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children. -Vacation Special: have your home exterminated. -If you think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachasis Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la Fontain, and Chopin. -Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in. -The hotel has bowling alleys, tennis courts, comfortable beds, and other athletic facilities. -Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours. -Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.