Midget Walks Into a Bar

A midget walks into a bar and trips over some sh*t left on the floor. Luckily no one saw him, so to avoid embarrassment, he doesn't make a fuss about it. So he goes to bar and orders a drink. A few minutes later a big fella comes to the bar and trips over the same piece of sh*t. The midget smiles and says, "I just did that". So the big fella comes over to the midget and knocks him out.