Mew I'm a Kitty

This is a true story. I was texting my one friend, and we both get bored easy. This is part of our one convo. Him: Mew! I'm a kitty! Me: Woof! I'm a puppy! Him: Oink! I'm a cow! Me: Quack! I'm a zebra! Him: Bang! I'm a hoe! Me: Man, u got me beat on tht 1!