Men Favor Handguns Over Women...

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22. #9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for one when you're on the road. #8 - If you admire a friends handgun and tell him so, he'll probably let you try it out a few times. #7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for backup. #6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo. #5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. #4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month. #3 - A handgun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?" #2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. And, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman #1 - You can buy a silencer for a handgun.