Mary Lou

One day a man was sitting in his favorite chair watching football when his wife walked up behind him and knocked him over the head with a frying pan. When he woke he asked, "What the hell was that for?!?" "I found this piece of paper in your pants while I was doing your laundry and it says Mary Lou 555-5555. Who the hell is Mary Lou?!?" she asks. "Aww honey, that's the name of the horse I was bettin' on last week!" "Oh I'm so sorry honey!" Three weeks later she came behind him and knocked him over the head with a frying pan and once again he woke up asking, "What the hell did I do this time?!?" "Your horse called," she replied.